The Lover’s Pie

Jonathan Lung

The Lover’s Pie

The pie we are making today is The Lover’s Pie. My pie will consist of chocolate, eggs, salt, milk, honey, and chili pepper. The dark chocolate must be added first. This will ensure initial spark when you take the first bite like a flutter in heart when someone meets someone they are attracted to. Make sure the dark chocolate is crushed so the chocolate is evenly distributed. This is essential because we do not want all of the chocolate in one place since we want to enjoy chocolate throughout whole pie. Once the chocolate is added and spread across the whole pie, add a dose of honey and other sweets to the pie. Make sure the dose is enough to make it feel natural but not too much where it becomes overwhelming and feels forced. A little bit of salt is good for the pie too since salt is a natural ingredient to any perfect balance relationship of flavors. Again, do not add too much salt or the pie will be ruined and no one will want it again. Sometimes I like to add a little spice in my pie, so I add a small bit of chili pepper. This is optional since there are many other spices that will work as well. The eggs and milk are the essential to make any pie work but it is ok to add them later in process of pie making if you want to. Make sure to save extra eggs and milk to make more pies later since pie taste so good.  Once the ingredients are mixed together, make sure to bake the pie until ready; you will know this when the pie is giving off signs it is ready to be eaten. Eating it too early will lead to being sick and in the hospital but eating it too late will be eating the remnants of what could have been an awesome pie. One of the most satisfying parts of making this pie is the hand on experience that you will never forget especially if it is your first pie. Once people smell the seducing scent of a freshly baked pie, everyone will want it so be careful about others stealing your pie. After all, just like your significant other, you would not want anyone to steal your beautiful, amazing pie.